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LYRICS

Bittersweet
Bless You, Man
Bury Me Green
The Carny
Cowboy Song
Dharma Jane
Engine Blues
Fat Cat Skinny Cat
Firefly
Goody Shoes
I Can
Insane When We're Apart
Jitney
Joe & Donna
Lotus
No Bone
Old Dry Bones
Omaha
On the Loose
Organic Chemistry
Refugee
River Rat
Sammy's Old Country Band
Soldier
Something Awful
Stink Bug Family Reunion
Strange Life
What You Gonna Do
When I'm Gone
Whisk You Away
Wooly Old Days
 
Bittersweet
© 2015 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Mama called me Sugar Plum
And topped my bottle off with rum
That's how I got rotten teeth
And my taste for bittersweet

Cupboard full of pixy stix
'Frigerator on the fritz
A growing child has gotta eat
I got my fill of bittersweet

Bittersweet
Bittersweet
Before I even got my teeth
I got my taste for bittersweet

If you like your peaches ripe
And soaked in syrup overnight
Find yourself another shop
'Cause bittersweet is all I got

Milky chocolates in a box
Glass o' bubbly on the rocks
Did you miss the candy gram?
Bittersweet is who I am


Bittersweet
Bittersweet

Check your box of recipes
I'm under "B" for bittersweet


Bittersweet

Bittersweet
Lord knows I’m no beauty queen
With my calloused feet and rotten teeth
But you can have a piece of me
If what you crave is bittersweet


 
Bless You, Man
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Her daddy always liked her style
Such a pretty face and a dimpled smile
But he says she's not his daughter anymore
'Cause she's married to the girl next door

Reaching out she calls to him
But her words fall short time again
So she puts her palms together in a prayer
For a father who isn't really there

She says, "Bless you, man
Bless your heart and bless your soul
Bless you, man, sometimes love means letting go
Maybe it's true we all do the best we can
So bless you, bless you, man"

He had it made when the deal came down
Corner office deep in town
And on his door he hung a little sign
It said, "The highest virtue is the bottom line"

Then he called her in and he let her go
Said her job was moving down below
Packing up and saying her goodbyes
She closed her final memo with a sigh

She said, "Bless you, man
May the blessings always be
Bless you man, the most precious things are free
Maybe it's true we all do the best we can
So bless you, bless you, man"

Barren trees and cloudy skies
Children hard at work inside
Learning red means stop and green means go
A stranger is a person you don't know

A man comes in with angry eyes
There isn't time to run and hide
And in the wake of pain and tragedy
A grieving father clears his throat to speak

He says, "Bless you man
Bless you and your family
Bless you, man, may the blessings bring us peace
Maybe it's true we all do the best we can
So bless you, bless you, man"
 
Bury Me Green
© 2019 The Squirrel Hillbillies

If I die in New York City
I won’t need an airplane ride
Float me up the Hudson River
To Duchess County’s burial site
Nestled in among the hanging vines

If I go in Shenandoah
Keep the campsite fire ablaze
Send me down to Duck Run graveyard
Bury me green in a bygone way
Seeds and flower petals mark my place

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Rising like the sun
Rooted in the ground
Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
The sky my mausoleum
The earth my endless vow

If we’re sailing on the ocean
And my life decides to leave
Trim the sails for deeper waters
Give my body to the sea
I’ll feed the fish and hope they like the feast

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Rising like the sun
Rooted in the ground
Hallelujah, Hallelujah!
The sky my mausoleum
The earth my endless vow


Lingering a lifetime
Drifting like the clouds
When this life is over
Wrap me in a shroud
The moon a precious jewel
The wind a sacred sound
Creatures bearing witness
As you lay my body down

​if
I die right here in Pittsburgh
As the last breath leaves my lungs

Haul me over to Penn Forest
Tell Pete my song’s been sung
Pet the goats and give the trees a hug
Turn the compost for the hungry bugs
​”No trace” is a way to show love
I hope to leave this world as it was
 
The Carny
© 2012 The Squirrel Hillbillies

The carny came in wagons, set up at the edge of town
Ropes and cables tangled on the ground
Creaky wooden stages and saggy little tents
A crooked sign that advertised, “Admission 50 cents”

By the time the people from the factory headed home
The sun was barely in the sky, the carny was aglow
Passing by the wagons sitting empty on the rocks
Most of us lined up and dropped our coins into the box

The carny show ran through the night, I stayed until dawn
As I stepped outside the tent, I heard a little song...

The music drew me back inside and everything was wild
A monkey walked the tight rope, or perhaps it was a child?
Feathers fell from rafters tickling clowns who scratched their heads
A man appeared from nowhere and this is what he said:

"The wonder and the longing that have brought you in this tent
Are fuel for the long journey you're embarking on, my friend
If you lose your way, it's OK, just close your eyes
Listen for the little song and let it be your guide”

I still work the factory, turning knobs and gears
Making things nobody needs, my mind is far from here
I’m back at the carny balanced high on the tight rope
Or maybe it’s not me but just a monkey in a coat?

“For a little happiness to help your life along,
Step right up, step inside and listen for the song...”
 
Cowboy Song
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies
(Note: our lyrics were inspired by the 19-century
cowboy poem, "Oh, a man there lived")

A man there lives on the western plain
Got a ton of spark and an ounce of brain
Robs the cattle and herds the trains
Plays the fool like it's all a game

Yippee yi-yi
Yippee yi-oy
Plays the fool, this cowboy

Raised by the wind and the buffalo
Moves real fast, thinks real slow
Got his schooling in a cactus grove
Dusty road is all he knows

Yippee yi-yi
Yippee yi-oy
Prickly spines and a cowboy

Sets up drinks without a cent
Fights like the devil with every young gent
Wherever he goes he goes hell bent
Mangy dog is his only friend

Yippee yi-yi
Yippee yi-oy
Mangy dog and a cowboy

Drinks his weight at the dancing hall
Head too big, pants too small
Gets shot up in a drunken brawl
Undertaker takes it all

Yippee yi-yi
Yippee yi-oy
Nothing left of this cowboy
Rest in peace, cowboy
 
Dharma Jane
© 2015 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Down by the place where the three rivers flow
The waves paint your face on the waters below
The lilt of your voice softly chanting the line
Returns as an echo that settles my mind

Om mani padme hum


Crows in the graveyard, blacken the trees
Filling the branches with feathery leaves
A lift of your hand as you bid them goodbye
The darkness erupts and a storm takes the sky

Om mani padme hum


High on a hillside, city below
Following footsteps left long ago
Mind full (mindful) of storms and then still by the edge
Whispering words of the mantra you said

I’m feeling your spirit today

Where have you gone, Dharma Jane
I'm hearing your voice in the rain

Where have you gone, Dharma Jane

Om mani padme hum
 
Engine Blues
© 2010 The Squirrel Hillbillies

You may think this is funny, you may say it's untrue
But without an engine, my car just won't do
It sits like a sculpture, all quiet and demure
When it wants to be a 70-mile an hour blur

My engine's missing, mislaid, it's a mystery
Lost in space someplace between Pittsburgh
And Memphis, Tennessee

I've lost lots of money and my daddy's pocket knife
But I never lost an engine in my whole entire life
Was it abducted by an alien race?
Or detained for questions in an undisclosed place?

My engine's missing, mislaid, it's a mystery
Lost in space someplace between Pittsburgh
And Memphis, Tennessee

Maybe my engine's on a street in New Orleans
Being loud, drinking hard, running rough and mean
Anyone dares to suggest a repair
It'll spit a little oil and just vanish in the air

My engine's missing, mislaid, it's a mystery
Lost in space someplace between Pittsburgh
And Memphis, Tennessee

If you see my engine, here is what to say,
"You got brand new pistons from Califor-ni-a,
So motor down to Memphis, they will fix your pings,
And send you home to Pittsburgh to a car again."

My engine's missing, mislaid, it's a mystery
Lost in space someplace between Pittsburgh
And Memphis, Tennessee
 
Fat Cat, Skinny Cat
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Skinny cat eat on the microwave
Fat cat eat on the floor
Fat cat eat what skinny cat leave
When skinny cat eat no more

Skinny cat only like fresh food
Fat cat he don't care
Skinny cat always hanging out
Fat cat hiding somewhere

Fat cat, skinny cat
Live just two doors down

I stop in to see them
When their family not around


Skinny cat he get a kitty treat
But I can't remember when

Fat cat he get hairballs
Gotta brush him now and then

I read all the instructions
Put them in this song
Fat Cat Skinny Cat
They always sing along

Fat cat, skinny cat
Live just two doors down
I stop in to see them
When their family not around

Skinny cat say to fat cat,
"Hey the chickens flew the coop!
Time for us to have some fun
Let's go and shoot some hoops
Paint our nails, curl our hair
Play some air guitar
Raise the door on the shed out back
And drive that nice sports car!"

Fat cat, skinny cat
Live just two doors down
I stop in to see them
When their family not around

Fat Cat say to Skinny Cat,
"Don't want no trouble, man
Just leave me be and let me eat
There's tuna in that can
Them folks of ours they tight, you know
They limit what I get
Now they gone I'm gonna feast
So hand me that baguette!"

Fat cat, skinny cat
Live just two doors down
I stop in to see them
When their family not around
 
Firefly
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Dazzling firefly, you mark a year gone by
Your luminescence takes me by surprise
A thrill to catch and hold, you make my fingers glow
Holding on is easier than letting go

Among the shadows in the yard
You are a fallen star
 
The way the seasons change, the moon that waxes ‘til it wanes
I wonder what becomes of what we cannot save

There is too much risk in metamorphosis
But maybe there's a chance for a gentle shift

Among the shadows in the yard
You are a fallen star
 
Like synchronicity, are your flashes code or maybe
Only random bursts of energy?
Inside a spark like yours, so cool and pure
I catch a glimpse of confidence and faith restored

Dazzling firefly
Dazzling firefly
You mark a year gone by
Gone by
 
Goody Shoes
© 2012 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Cashed in some vinyl at Jerry's store
He gave me twenty dollar then he showed me the door
I picked up a guitar, sang him this song
He said, "Take your fingerpicky and move along"

Move along, yeah, move along
Take your fingerpicky and move along

Passed by the police shakin' down a man
I said, "Maybe he's doing just the best he can"
Man said, "Me? I'm doing all wrong
So take your goody shoes and move along"

Move along, yeah, move along
Take your goody shoes and move along

Saw Saint Peter leanin' on his gate
Folks lining up so I had to wait
He said to me, "Son, you shoulda listened to your mom
Now take your rubbernecky and move along"

Move along, yeah, move along
Take your rubbernecky and move
Take your fingerpicky and move
Take your goody shoes and move along
 
I Can
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

I can't save your soul and I can't mend your heart
I can't make a whole from all your broken parts
I can't pass your test and I can't make your case
I can't do your best, I can't take your place
I can't read your cards and I can't hide your scars

Pocketful of fears and reasons to refuse
Leave them all behind and I can sit with you

I can't right your wrongs and I can't dig your ditch
I can't write your songs or even match your pitch
I can't kill your buzz and I can't tell your lies
I can't fill you up and I can't cut your ties
I can't play your hand and I can't take your stand

Staring at the walls, nothing left to lose
Listen for the call and I can walk with you

I can't make your peace and I can't make your bail
I can't tame your beast and I can't set your sail
I can't wake you up and I can't change your mind
I can't push you hard enough to cross your line

I can't pay your debts and I can't face your fears
I can't wage your bets and I can't cry your tears
I can't play your game and I can't rest your bones
I can't take the blame for all your sticks and stones

But I can be with you and I can sit with you
And I can stand with you and I can walk with you
And I can and I can and I can and I can
And I can and I can and I can and I can
 
Insane When We're Apart
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies

When darkness falls these walls close in on me
The old wood floors tip like a ship at sea
The leaky faucet drips the rhythm for my heart
Seems I go insane when we're apart

The telephone it moans when you don't call
The clothes you leave behind go traipsing through the hall
The mattress and the pillows turn cold and hard
Seems I go insane when we're apart

Without your hand, I'm out of touch
Without your voice, I don't hear much
Your burning gaze fills my darkest days with light
I hope you bring my senses back tonight

When I peer into the mirror there's a face I've never seen
My perfume faintly smells of gasoline
For comfort, I curl up with a rusty wrecking bar
Seems I go insane when we're apart
 
Jitney
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

I got a nice clean car, I gotta catch me a fare
You got rain on your face and you gotta get somewhere
You home for good or only passing through?
Climb on in, we got some catching up to do

Been a long time, Hon’, what kinda trip you been on?
Bet you seen some things you can never tell your mom
Them wandering eyes, they take you for a ride
I wonder, do you ever look behind?

These hills are filled with streets as crooked as a maze
And maybe that explains the way I drive
And why I don't think straight

I’m a lost cause but I know my way around
And I ain’t never gonna leave this town

Well, I guess you heard I finally paid my tolls
I learned to keep my eyes on the road
The oldies station plays my favorite songs
The rivers keep me here where I belong

I can see you got a lotta things to do
Filed in that briefcase next to you
I’m low on gas and need a cup of Joe
Hope you run me down before you go

These hills are filled with streets as crooked as a maze
And maybe that explains the way I drive
And why I don't think straight
I’m a lost cause but I know my way around
And I ain’t never gonna leave this town
 
Joe & Donna
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Joe met Donna at the bowling alley
He was sittin’ with her best friend Sally
Donna come over said, "Who’s this dude?
Sally, is this guy bothering you?"

Sally said, "Nah, he ain't no trouble
'Fact, he seems your type, baby face and no stubble"
Donna took his hand and gave him the eye
She said, "Hey boy, wanna go for a ride?"

Donna drives an eighteen wheeler
Has season tickets for the Steelers
Joe knows how to please her...
They drive on the parkway and park downtown
Dance in the fountain ‘til the sun comes ‘round

Donna’s a certified bodyguard
Joe feels safe in her arms
When she moves her freight it gives him a rush
When she flexes her muscles it makes him blush

For his Donna Joe cooks all day
She likes his cooking and she puts it away
After three dozen eggs and a half o’ cow
She says, "What you gonna feed me now?"

Donna drives an eighteen wheeler
Has season tickets for the Steelers
Joe knows how to please her...
They drive on the parkway and park downtown
Dance in the fountain ‘til the sun comes ‘round

Through the Squirrel Hill Tunnels ‘cross the Liberty Bridge
Donna steers that big ol’ rig
Eighteen wheels up McArdle Road
Over the rivers and the lights below
She parks hanging over the Mon incline, and says,
"This is when you ask me to be your bride!"

Donna loves her eighteen wheeler
‘Bout as much as a season of the Steelers.
But they're off to the new car dealer...
Gonna trade in the truck for different rig
‘Cause Joe don’t know how to drive stick shift!
 
Lotus
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Uncle went to Vegas
Lost it all on a Jack
Grandpa went to Vietnam
Never came back
Mama’s been sleeping by the subway stop
Papa’s in prison wondering how he got caught

Hauling rubble by the ton
Souvenirs of where I’m from

Cut my teeth on trash
Learned to hold my nose
Dreaming of a sunny day
A little grass to mow
Some folks say I got no chance
But I don’t need luck ‘cause I got me a plan

Found an old dog
He’s a lot like me
Raised in the wild
Smarter than he seems
Don’t bark much but got sharp teeth
He waits by the door every time I leave

Blood is thick but thieves are, too
Gonna find me a way to slip on through

Uncle went to Vegas
Lost it all on a Jack
Grandpa went to Vietnam
Never came back
Fruit don’t hang on my family tree
So I’m trying to grow something in this mud around me
 
No Bone
© 2010 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Open up my fridge, now what do I see?
Just empty space staring out at me
Fridge say, "Now, what you gonna do?"
Little ones are depending on you

Stew pot say, "There's not much here"
(There ain't much here)
Spider moved in late last year
(Oh my, oh dear)
Stove say, "Go, before it's too late!"
(No meat, no fat, no bone)
Been so long since the little ones ate
(Go now, don't you wait)

No meat (No meat!), no fat, no bone
No meat, no fat, no bone
Well it's gonna make me shout and moan
Leave my little ones all alone
No meat, no fat, no bone

I started on down the street
(I started down the street)
A big rutabaga come after me
(How can that be?)
I took it down, I took it home
(No meat, no fat, no bone)
Fed it to my little ones, so alone
(They're so alone)

No meat (No meat!), no fat, no bone
No meat, no fat, no bone
Well it's gonna make me shout and moan,
Leave my little ones all alone
No meat, no fat, no bone

The little ones ate 'til their bellies were full
Went to sleep in the mixing bowl
Slept on through 'til half past ten
(No meat, no fat, no bone)
Said, "let's have rutabaga again!"
(C'mon let's eat again!)

No meat (No meat!), no fat, no bone
No meat, no fat, no bone
Well it's gonna make me shout and moan,
Leave my little ones all alone
No meat, no fat, no bone
 
Old Dry Bones
© 2012 The Squirrel Hillbillies
Old dry bones left along the road
I still hear the lows of the cattle when the wind blows
How they make my heart grieve
These old dry bones

Out on the farm there ain’t much alive
Dust fills the air when trucks pass on by
Dirt roads I used to cross every day
Broken pipes covered in rust block the way

Them papers I signed with my daddy’s old pen
While I joked with the bankers and the company men
Told how the gas and the dollars would flow
Both ran out a long time ago

Now there's old dry bones left along the road
I still hear the lows of the cattle when the wind blows
How they make my heart grieve
These old dry bones

I think of my daddy and the way that he lived
And I know there’s no chance he’d a done what I did
I picture him turning these bones in his hands
And mourning what’s happened to his sacred land

The load that I carry around in my heart
Is enough to tear anybody apart
I buried my daddy and all of my kin
All I got left is memories of them and these

Old dry bones left along the road
I still hear the lows of the cattle when the wind blows
How they make my heart grieve
These old dry bones
 
Omaha
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies

I found you in the summertime; lost you in the fall
You wanted something better and drove off to Omaha
Wandering those streets alone, wondering who to call
Winter’s not the best time to be lost in Omaha

I could have made a life for you much better than it seemed
My thinking had all leveled out in the early spring
By the time the snow was gone and ice began to thaw
I was wishing you were driving back to me from Omaha

I may not be as trusting or forgiving as the rest
​And
what I learn the hard way I don't easily forget
When you said you loved me like the others often did
I couldn't help but think about the trouble it would bring

I still send you letters though I know they’ll be returned
Telling you I’m better and not to be concerned
About the way you left me here, how you left me in that place
Someone who looks a lot like you goes by here everyday

Friends who used to know you say you have the life you chose
What I have to give you never wanted, I suppose
Still sometimes I see myself your rescue from it all
But something stops me every time I set out for Omaha
 
On the Loose
© 2015 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Mama say, Son, I gotta run
The music’s on the loose
The band is on the corner
Ain’t no time to snoozaroo

Drummer’s making thunder
With the rumble of the bass
Folks swinging from the lampposts
In the latest dancing craze

Billy the Baker banging pans and pots and
Lookout in the fire tower shouts:
“Things are getting hot!”

Mama say, Boy, did you hear that noise
My banjo popped its strings
Hand me down my old trombone
Gonna make that metal sing

Blues are at the crossroads
Playing diddley bows and rags
Weatherman, he call for rain
But we got razzmatazz!

Lil’ Cousin Lizzie, belting out high C's and
Prisoners in the pokey yell:
“We think we found the key!”

Mama say, Child, it’s going wild
Stretching far and wide
Rhythm section’s pounding
And the horns are screeching high
​
No time to find your boutonniere
Or shine those old black shoes
Just grab your axe and pork pie hat
I hear my favorite tune!

Old Uncle Ernie plays his clarinet and
Bones in the graveyard singing:
“We ain’t dead yet!”
 
Organic Chemistry
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies

You got that free range look
Unshaved and barefoot
No artificial color schemes
You are as real as you seem
Loving you comes naturally
Must be organic chemistry

I like the way you meditate
Your gaze puts me in a state
You got that gentle healing touch
You smooth things out when life gets rough
Loving you comes naturally
Must be organic chemistry

I like the chickens in your yard
Your pumpkin patch and your Swiss chard
Your gifts are precious and so rare
You’re like a good night’s sleep
And a breath of fresh air

The solar panels on your roof
Your loyalty to local food
The way you compost and reuse
Your being green soothes my blues
Loving you comes naturally
Must be organic chemistry

The yoga poses that you strike
The way you look by candlelight
I like your elemental properties
Bonding with you requires no scientific expertise
I’m stuck on you like sap on trees
Like nectar from the honey bees
Must be organic chemistry
 
Refugee
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Crashing waves, cheap motel
Fragile like a broken shell
Washed ashore, the undertow has passed
Salty tears, rising tide
Sifting through what's left behind
Pocket full of sand and frosted glass

Longing for a place to be
Harbored by the gracious sea
Refugee

Howling wind, drenching rain
Branches bend beneath the strain
Dark sky stretches outward without end
Picket fence, pair of boots
Freshly picked, taking root
Waiting for the sun to come again

Longing for a place to be
Sheltered by the patient trees
Refugee

Bitter cold, frost that bites
Guarded like a sheet of ice
Pick and shovel buried in the snow
Pins and needles, leaves and bark
Spindle rolling, catch a spark
Daylight breaking as the embers glow

Longing for a place to be
Fostered by the rising heat
Refugee
 
River Rat
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Grassy field and unpaved road
Through the crooked trees
Little shack stands all alone
Where the river meets the reeds

Sun don’t shine much anymore
On this muddy patch of land
Daddy’s gun hangs by the door
Mama’s ashes in a can

Guided by a gentle breeze
And currents flowing north
She left her home in New Orleans
A padlock on the door

She rested at the water’s edge
A lazy August day
Her cotton dress all dripping wet
Her hair a mat of dreadlock braids

Digging up the trilobites
Sand between my toes
She broke the silence with a sigh
Words like the water flowed

She told me trouble finds her fast
Said not to get too near
I said Daddy and the river rat
Are the only things I fear

Devil woman, Daddy warned
A bounty on her head
And when he found us by the shore
His beady eyes turned red

I held my breath and I grabbed his gun
And broke the barrel down
I knew the time had finally come
As he pinned me to the ground

We tumbled in the river
He was swallowed by the depth
I felt my body shiver
As the water took his breath

I turned around onto my back
As he sank beneath the rocks
And drifted like a river rat
To an island of dreadlocks

Daddy's buried with his gun
Among the crooked trees
Unmarked grave beneath the mud
Where the river meets the reeds

Vines across the empty shack
A padlock on the door
And the red eyes of the river rat
They don't haunt me anymore

 
Sammy’s Old Country Band
© 2012 The Squirrel Hillbillies

I played guitar in Sammy’s Old Country Band
We hit the radio and little bars now and then
Sammy's old now; he can hardly stand
He paid us in cash, said he felt like a wealthy man

Lara arrived and Sammy said, "Boys, take five"
She packed my guitar and headed outside
Motor running, Lara said, "Would you please drive?"
We pulled away slowly and she put her hand on my thigh

Wind whistled, the car at cruising speed
Lara said, "We have much more than we ever will need
We’ll live like kings in the desert, near old Genesee"
The scenery changed and the air became harder to breathe

Oh, mama, I have gone astray
Chasing a song for so long I keep losing my way

I still play guitar but the stations and bars have all changed
Lara’s been gone now for years, said she just couldn’t stay
Things I’ve seen in the desert they rattle my brain
I wish I was with Sammy’s Old Country Band again
 
Soldier
© 2015 The Squirrel Hillbillies

The army sent my daddy home with shrapnel in his hands
Uncle got him working at the plant
He said he felt like he was back behind a prison wall
Ma said it was a shame he came home at all


The neighbor left us rosaries and magazines and cards
She prayed as I played in the yard
Daddy left his work boots in the dumpster up the street
The foreman said take all the time you need

He took up carving figures with a rusty pocket knife
His broken hands brought the wood to life
He whispered and he hummed while he whittled with his thumbs
And told me fairy tales that he made up

He talked about the desert and a soldier on a quest
And he twitched as he described the sun's relentlessness
He pulled the window curtains down and next he took the blinds
I wonder if he thought the sun might need his help to shine


The flag was like a lookout high above the clinic steps
50 stars and countless cast off cigarettes
Mama left the bus fare on the counter with a key
I let Daddy have the window seat

At night he'd often pace and then he'd curl up on the floor
He had a favorite spot near the door
One morning Mama kicked him as she hurried off to work
He groaned but he didn't say a word

When he woke he grabbed his coat and reached out for my hand
Then he vanished like an etching on the sand
Ma told me that she always knew he'd end up on the street
She said it even when the tears rolled down my cheeks

Mama got new curtains and a man to share her bed
Time for me to move along, she said
Uncle bought my ticket and a shiny pocket knife
And I'm leaving for the desert with a shadow at my side

 
Something Awful
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies
 
The first time I saw you I fell off my bike
And I smiled as my head hit the ground
You laughed and you asked was I feeling alright
I said you turned my world upside down

You kneeled at my side and I reached for your hand
You frowned but you didn't resist
I lifted my head and got ready to stand
Then you knocked me back down with a  kiss

I love you something awful
And that's the awful truth
My poor heart will break if your love starts to fade
Like the strip from that old photo booth

The way that you run with the dogs by the lake
The notes that you leave by the door
You can say all you want about timing and fate
But I know what I'm hoping for

The look in your eyes when you're looking at me
Makes me stumble and step on your toes
I will dance with chickens and talk to the trees
If it means that you'll never let go

I love you something awful
And that's the awful truth
My poor heart will break if your love starts to fade
Like the strip from that old photo booth
 
Stink Bug Family Reunion
© 2012 The Squirrel Hillbillies

Heard the buzz? They're here in town!
Flew all night and just touched down
For the Stink Bug Family Reunion and Semi-Formal Ball

Looking smart the way they're dressed
In their prehistoric best
For the Stink Bug Family Reunion and Semi-Formal Ball

Buzzing as they dance through the night
Do-si-do-ing left and right

Country two step, what a sight!

Buzzing as they dance through the night
Shake and shimmy left and right
Chicken dance, what a sight!

Picnic tables full of loot
Stolen soybeans, kale and fruit
At the Stink Bug Family Reunion and Semi-Formal Ball

Parties can be so much fun
But we'll be glad when this one's done
The Stink Bug Family Reunion and Semi-Formal Ball
 
Strange Life
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies

There's a crack across the windshield
Don't remember how it got there
Seems like something's always kicking up along the road
There's a book by Vonnegut
My copy worn from reading it
Years ago I circled every phrase of, "So it goes"

It's a strange life, it's a beautiful, strange life
It's a strange life, it's a beautiful, strange life

Flowers in the hallway
You bought for my birthday
Seems they should be wilting but they look just the same
Houseplant growing like a tree
Tangled in the drapery
Seems it wants to fill the world right through the windowpane

It's a strange life, it's a beautiful, strange life
It's a strange life, it's a beautiful, strange life

By the time you realize it
You're planning out your exit
Divvy up the bank accounts, stereo, TV
Documents are written
Speeches have been scripted
Saying what a wise and gentle person you could be

It's a strange life, it's a beautiful, strange life
It's a strange life, it's a beautiful, strange life

There's a crack across the windshield
Don't remember how it got there
Seems like something's always kicking up along the road...
 
What You Gonna Do?
© 2012 The Squirrel Hillbillies 

Baby crying, ma’am
What you gonna do?
Flapping her little hands
You got them Lord-have-mercy blues
Busy talking on the phone
At the bus stop heading home
Baby feeling so alone
World weighing down on you
What you gonna do?

Boyfriend on the phone
What you gonna do?
He don’t want to be alone
You got them can’t-be-bothered blues
Stories running on the screen
Way too tired to cook or clean
Boyfriend wants to see his queen
World weighing down on you
What you gonna do?

Landlord at the door
What you gonna do?
Time to pay him more
You got them empty-pocket blues
Working hard as you can
Moving fast without a plan
Landlord ain't a patient man
World weighing down on you
What you gonna do?
 
When I'm Gone
© 2011 The Squirrel Hillbillies

I spill the milk, I spill the beans
I've run every stoplight I've ever seen
I play the wrong chords and I sing out of tune and
I tell all the punchlines way too soon

When I'm gone pour beer on my grave
Sing me a song with a crooked refrain
Drive my old car into the sea
Just don't forget about me (Singing off key)
Don't forget about me

I drink too much coffee and keep you awake
With stories of nonsense adventures I take
I talk to the trees and I sing to the stars
And I dance with the chickens out there in the yard

When I'm gone pour beer on my grave
Sing me a song with a crooked refrain
Drive my old car into the sea
Just don't forget about me (Talking to trees)
Don't forget about me

Give my guitar to the girl down the street
My coat to anyone cold that you meet
When I'm gone I won't cry anymore
About hunger and greed, anger and war

When I'm gone pour beer on my grave
Sing me a song with a crooked refrain
Drive my old car into the sea
Just don't forget about me (When you're sipping your tea)
Don't forget about me (When you smell Patchouli)
Don't forget about me
 
Whisk You Away
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

I wanna whisk you away
I wanna make an escape, Love
If only just for a day
I wanna whisk you away

I...
I wanna open the gate, Love
And get you outta this place
I wanna whisk you away

Honey, I can't get my fill
Never seems enough
Convict me if you will
I'm recklessly in love

Working hard and doing time
Penalties are steep
I will be your alibi
Come on, Babe, let's flee

I wanna whisk you away
I wanna make an escape, Love
If only just for a day
I wanna whisk you away

I...
I wanna open the gate, Love
And get you outta this place
I wanna whisk you away

Take that burden off your back
It can wait awhile
Only thing you need to pack's
A toothbrush and a file

Hurry now and don't be late
I'll devise a plan
Everyone deserves a break
Let's break out while we can

I wanna whisk you away
I wanna make an escape, Love
If only just for a day
I wanna whisk you away

I...
I wanna open the gate, Love
And get you outta this place
I wanna whisk you away

Walls are made to keep folks out
But I'm in here with you
Honey, put aside your doubt
It's time to fly this coop

I wanna whisk you away
I wanna make an escape, Love
If only just for a day
I wanna whisk you away

I...
I wanna open the gate, Love
And get you outta this place
I wanna whisk you away
 
Wooly Old Days
© 2013 The Squirrel Hillbillies

My old man, drove an old Ford
Seersucker suit, knocking on doors
Checking his list for the next woman's name

He’d sell her a Bible, walking right in
He’d talk about life and how loneliness was such a sin
Then she'd smile and ask him to stay

Fed by the faithful, led by the stars
He followed the road and steered with his heart
All that he needed coming his way
In those days, those wild, wooly old days

Dad didn’t leave me his charm or good looks
Just the key to his Ford and a stack of Good Books
I learned all the verses then gave them away

I drove to the heartland and slept with the trees
Listened to rivers that washed over me
Every bird, worm, and pebble had something to say

Living a different American dream
Without any junk bonds or pyramid schemes
All that I needed coming my way
In those days, those wild, wooly old days

Words on the page are too small to read
Blinded by scenes flashing up on the screen
I put on the coffee, pull down the shades

My son comes to visit, Sundays at five
He lights up the room with the news of his life
I smile as I listen, and ask him to stay

Someday soon gonna sink through the floor
Meet my old man, climb in his Ford
All that we need will keep coming our way
Like those days, those wild, wooly old days
Those days, those wild, wooly old days
Those days, those wild, wooly old days

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Header photo by Chiemi Karasawa